
Do they make mace for dogs?
I’m serious. I went for a run yesterday (my first in more weeks than I care to admit) and this freaking mutt heeled me for the better part of a mile just barking and growling and making a complete menace of himself. Finally I just stopped and inquired of this mangy mongrel that which I can’t really reproduce here but I’ll give you the cleaned-up version:
“What the blank do you want? It seems you want me to leave and clearly, I AM leaving- can’t you see that? What? Do you own the road itself? Or just that ramshackle hovel I passed back at mile-marker 14? What the blanking blank do you want me to do?"
At a clear loss for words, he wandered off. On my return trip, he was too “busy" to confront me again. Still, a little chemically induced humility for this beast would have shored up my human superiority argument. An argument I didn’t get the opportunity to present as it turned out. But there’s always tomorrow, right?
If I could only find time in my schedule to run outdoors. I love it! But, every day I end up on the treadmill. Mostly because the only time I can find to run ends up being after the kids get home. If only I was hard core enough to get up an hour earlier in the morning ... nah!